Sunday, March 30, 2008

Dignity shmignity: Totally steamed!!!

This has got me Completly freaking STEAMED!!!!

You see this all the time, some kid is getting picked on by a bully. Now, I would usually be mad at the bully, but what made me do this post is the fact that some guy who is bigger than the bully, and could probably kick the crap out of the bully, offered this kid some help, and the kid REJECTED THE HELP! What the hell!

This brings up a question, why do most of the guys I see reject help. "Oh! It's for my dignity. I do not want to need help!" Listen you jerk, you are just an egotistical idiot, who wants nothing more than to SHOW OFF! KEEP THOSE EGO'S OF YOURS IN CHECK!

Several other problems arise from mens ego's and not wanting help. First of all, directions. What is with you men and your undying need to ignore directions. Like ignoring directions proves anything to your family. Well, yeah, it does. It proves your a full-of-yoursellf, poorly schooled, egotistical, stubborn moron. next problem, mechanics. When a car breaks down, DO NOT TRY TO FIX IT YOURSELF. When you do you are not only wasting your own valuable time, which you can't get back, but you waste the time of everyone in the car with you. And you wast the time of the people stuck in traffic behind you.

If someone offeres you help, Frigging take the help. And if someone offers to defend you, let him! "But you shouldent need other people to fight your battles for you." BULLCRAP! As far as I am concerned , If some guy is willing to fight my battles for me, by all means, be my guest. He takes the beating, and I get off scott free. And if you try to fight and lose, your dignity is gone anyways. So swallow your dignity, doubt your pride, ignore your ego, and accept any help you can get. After all, Its better that you end up embarrased for 3 days, then in a coma at the hospital for 3 weeks!

The pride thing only works in Manga and Anime, you daft, moronic wasts of space!

Monday, March 24, 2008

Brawl bashing: Mad

I have Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and have been playing it non-stop, explaining my lack of posting. I have to say that brawl is perfect. no flaws that I can find.

But you all came for a rant and I will give you a rant.

What is it with those inconsiderate jerks who will bash something, just because someone else likes it? "Oh, brawl sux lololololol & u suk b'caus u play it" Shut the hell up, you freaking b#$&!@d. This needs to stop.
And the part that really ticks me off, THEY HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED THE GAME!!! Brawl is perfect. The greatest piece of fanservice EVER! Play it first. Then, when you have played it and don't like it, then you can do a proper bashing and tell me what you don't like about it.

Don't bash something because it's there!

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Top ten Internet fads that are annoying or wrong

Sometimes I will feel mad about so many things that it just blows my mind, so for this update I have compiled them into this top ten list.
10. Over 9000, seriously, thats freaking old.
9. Nonsense topics in posts. Thats why we have blogs like this.
8. p30p13 wh0 ta1k 1ik3 thi5.
7. Peanut butter jelly time.
6. Youtube poop. What the hell is this! Its not funny and does not deserve to be on youtube.
5. Nyoro n. I dont know where the hell this freaking mess came from but it is not funny in any way so I dont care.
4. Perverting beloved childrens icons. If what I said did not make you shudder than you are a very sick individual and deserve to die.(This includes guns, drugs, swearing, and...yeah.)
3. The thought that half of the anime characters alive today are gay. COME ON!!!AND THIS MEANS YOU FANGIRLS!!!!!!!
2. Those stupid arguments about which is better, Picard or Kirk.
(yeah those still happen.)
1. Poorly done or out of character fanfics.