Saturday, May 3, 2008

My rants.

Sometimes I wonder to myself, Cloudkirby, you Puff you, why do you rant?

The awnser is this: Idiots like these.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zqRQJds4Nmw&feature=related
These idiots are why I rant and why I will comment on each.

1. No helmet, no pads, no brain.
2. Trying a stupid stunt that won't work anyway. at least he is wearing a helmet.
3. What the hell was this idiot thinking. No helmet, off the roof of a building, onto a rail. Classic idiot.
4. This was a no brainer. MORON!!!
5. Yeah, Dive off without checking to see if you were not attached to the boat first.
6. OUCH! Honest mistake to.
7. Oy. The pool is more behind you.
8. What the hell. Why use a car that small to pull a trailer that big. Way to go genius.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

April fools day: Annoyed

Ahh.. April Fools day. The only holiday we use to cause pure pain and misery to those dumb enough to fall for all the jokes. I love this holoday. seeing some shmuck slip and fall on some banana peel or roler skates is my bread and butter.

One thing though...PLEASE LEAVE ALL FORUMS OUT OF IT!!!!!!

April fools day on forums is just a lame excuse for people to get posts under their belt by posting random nonsense. This creates total randomness, distress, and even could confuse most people! Me? I will not tolerate this, so I have decided to not post or even log in to any forum on April fools day.

And let my put your minds to rest, THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE YOU MORONS!! EVERYTHING I JUST SAID I MEANT!!!!

GOOD DAY TO YOU!!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Dignity shmignity: Totally steamed!!!

This has got me Completly freaking STEAMED!!!!

You see this all the time, some kid is getting picked on by a bully. Now, I would usually be mad at the bully, but what made me do this post is the fact that some guy who is bigger than the bully, and could probably kick the crap out of the bully, offered this kid some help, and the kid REJECTED THE HELP! What the hell!

This brings up a question, why do most of the guys I see reject help. "Oh! It's for my dignity. I do not want to need help!" Listen you jerk, you are just an egotistical idiot, who wants nothing more than to SHOW OFF! KEEP THOSE EGO'S OF YOURS IN CHECK!

Several other problems arise from mens ego's and not wanting help. First of all, directions. What is with you men and your undying need to ignore directions. Like ignoring directions proves anything to your family. Well, yeah, it does. It proves your a full-of-yoursellf, poorly schooled, egotistical, stubborn moron. next problem, mechanics. When a car breaks down, DO NOT TRY TO FIX IT YOURSELF. When you do you are not only wasting your own valuable time, which you can't get back, but you waste the time of everyone in the car with you. And you wast the time of the people stuck in traffic behind you.

If someone offeres you help, Frigging take the help. And if someone offers to defend you, let him! "But you shouldent need other people to fight your battles for you." BULLCRAP! As far as I am concerned , If some guy is willing to fight my battles for me, by all means, be my guest. He takes the beating, and I get off scott free. And if you try to fight and lose, your dignity is gone anyways. So swallow your dignity, doubt your pride, ignore your ego, and accept any help you can get. After all, Its better that you end up embarrased for 3 days, then in a coma at the hospital for 3 weeks!

The pride thing only works in Manga and Anime, you daft, moronic wasts of space!

Monday, March 24, 2008

Brawl bashing: Mad

I have Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and have been playing it non-stop, explaining my lack of posting. I have to say that brawl is perfect. no flaws that I can find.

But you all came for a rant and I will give you a rant.

What is it with those inconsiderate jerks who will bash something, just because someone else likes it? "Oh, brawl sux lololololol & u suk b'caus u play it" Shut the hell up, you freaking b#$&!@d. This needs to stop.
And the part that really ticks me off, THEY HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED THE GAME!!! Brawl is perfect. The greatest piece of fanservice EVER! Play it first. Then, when you have played it and don't like it, then you can do a proper bashing and tell me what you don't like about it.

Don't bash something because it's there!

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Top ten Internet fads that are annoying or wrong

Sometimes I will feel mad about so many things that it just blows my mind, so for this update I have compiled them into this top ten list.
10. Over 9000, seriously, thats freaking old.
9. Nonsense topics in posts. Thats why we have blogs like this.
8. p30p13 wh0 ta1k 1ik3 thi5.
7. Peanut butter jelly time.
6. Youtube poop. What the hell is this! Its not funny and does not deserve to be on youtube.
5. Nyoro n. I dont know where the hell this freaking mess came from but it is not funny in any way so I dont care.
4. Perverting beloved childrens icons. If what I said did not make you shudder than you are a very sick individual and deserve to die.(This includes guns, drugs, swearing, and...yeah.)
3. The thought that half of the anime characters alive today are gay. COME ON!!!AND THIS MEANS YOU FANGIRLS!!!!!!!
2. Those stupid arguments about which is better, Picard or Kirk.
(yeah those still happen.)
1. Poorly done or out of character fanfics.

Monday, February 18, 2008

It has to be said. : Peeved

This is just plain sad.
The people that are the subject of my rant for this post have degraded themselves over the years. Practically everyone has taken jabs at these people for purposes of comedy and it is my turn to take these people down because they have me seriously TICKED!

G4

We all know this network, and we also know that this network has gone in a steady decline in recent years. I will now list the things that are wrong with G4, and they all center around this one simple phrase.
"The network for all the things you care about."
1.Why does the G4 network insist on turning all of their show's about technology into Attack of the Show ripoff's. For instance, X-play. I used to love X-play. It was a great game review show that at the same time was funny. Now, however, it is a show that gives you gameing news, previews, facts, and cheat codes. The worst part, THEY RARELY DO ANY REVIEWS ANYMORE!!! Not to mention they are not as funny. they have become the videogame ripoff of Attack of the Show, WHICH I DON'T EVEN LIKE!
2.What is with the return of Aressted Developement. It got taken off of the air for a reason G4. It's boring. Oh sure there are like 2 people who still like the show. As for me, I watched an episode, DIDN'T LAUGH ONCE! The jokes were two bit and lame. I'm sorry, I just cannot say anything good about that show.

If G4 wants to become a good network again, then it needs to get rid of Aressted developement and separate X-play and Cheat into their own respective shows. Become the videogame network again and quit trying to please everyone.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Super Smash Bros. Aww...: Annoyed

Listen, we all know that Super Smash Bros. Brawl was delayed, but that is not what makes me angry. What makes me angry is that some people just cant LET GO! Seriously! This is not a big deal, and certainly should not be made into one. Sure, I was dissapointed as well, FOR ABOUT 5 SECONDS! Then I gatherd myself and went on with my life. To all of you people on the internet who are complaining about Brawl being delayed, its coming out in less than a month, quit complaining. This delay only means we are getting a better version of the game. Would you rather have a good game come out late, or a game that comes out early that SUCKS! Think about that next time you are complaining. And for those importing the game from japan, show some restraint. If you really want brawl that badly, do what I do and go watch brawl videos on youtube. That should tide you over untill march 9th.

And for corn sake, STOP BLAMING SAKURAI!! It...is...not...his...fault!!!